Mini has released a teaser photo of the all-new Mini Cooper.
Mini has yet to unveil the next-generation Mini Cooper, but that isn’t stopping the spy photographers from being able to grab shots of prototypes. Mini has decided to get into the game and has released this single photo of the next Cooper, which is still mostly covered up.
Rather than just release a teaser of the next Cooper, Mini is having a little fun with the release of this photo, by calling the next Cooper a “celebrity” that is simply trying to hide from the paparazzi. “Absolutely unaware and without make- up, the youngest member of our family was caught by sensationalist photographers in a highly private moment. The young one was yellow and completely defenceless. We understand the worldwide interest in our family but it is not the British way to send such unfavourable pictures around the globe.”
“But like a good stiff-upper-lipped Brit, MINI shall not complain, although we would like to officially state that we are not flattered. The published pictures do not reflect our good looks any way. As every celebrity knows, those extra long telephoto lenses have the devastating ability to negatively distort all surfaces, lines and angles.”