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Ford Unveils New Car for Cash-Strapped Buyers for 2010


Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus
Oh gotta love The Onion!

Get a 1993 Ford Taurus for $600 bucks! Of course it doesn't come standard with working brake lights. Too funny!

Comments (9)

Phil:

why is this on here?

zippy:

It's called humor. Just be glad TR is posting something and not sitting around takin bong hits.

K-5:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Pretty accurate representation of Ford in general.

DuDe:

Strange... it's not even funny. It is called dumb ass joke.

Noya:

Evidently the "Marc Carter" didn't even watch the video. The price was $650 bozo, extra for functioning brake lights!

BSimpson:

Hilarious! The Onion Report does some great news footage. Although avoid the movie, as I was fully bored with that one. Look up the one they did on Blockbuster too.

SteelCity1981:

Stupid. This reminds me of some lame SNL skit.

Tim:

Freaking Sweet! I want 3! YEAH!

Rob:

THAT IS WRONG!!!!! i correct the above statement i got a fully functional 92 Taurus SHO with a 3.0L MTX tranny for 300 USD and it had full everything......now im restoring it.......

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